Greetings wary wanderer of the web. You have stumbled upon what may be the last site you ever see, for this is the Forgotten Realm of the Evil, Horrible, Terrible, Demented Aarcane. This is an accursed place, where few who venture ever return. You will traverse these pages endlessly until your body is broken, your immortal soul is lost, and the greatest legacy you left behind is long forgotten. Your only hope is to leave your mark upon this realm so that any who follow in your footsteps will know you were here before them.
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What do you mean I'm full of shit?
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I Like pink, so what?
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Fine, your eternal soul won't be lost, you're not gonna die here. But c'mon, sign on up and drop a message or three anyway. I'm bored!!!
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